wheatles-the-cat:

Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended

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Thick thighs are glorious ok.

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

“Why am I not there, petting that cat”
- an autobiography (via coffeeandgunpowder)

ethiopienne:

friendly reminder that pizza is more important than boys

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

toxicdeer:

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

Omg! I love this!

toxicdeer:

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

Omg! I love this!

Send me a cup of coffee.

  • Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
  • Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
  • Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
  • Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
  • Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
  • Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
  • Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
  • Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
  • Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
  • Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
  • Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
  • Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
  • Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words